Did you feel it? You may not have then, but I guarantee you do now.
Loyal Readers! Behold! The Original Whole Foods!
|The Mothership...don't look it directly in the eye or your may never escape its tractor beam|
|The largest bulk section I have EVER SEEN (next to CandyLand of course)|
|Bobbing for groceries?|
|the death of every diet|
|The liquid bread aisle|
|~ 1/10th of the food court|
|Meat- and Heat-Free food|
|Could Whole Foods cater your wedding?|
I pray to all that is good and holy that the P St. Whole Foods gets this bell/whistle soon.